This bathroom is for handicapped women and chicks with dicks.

This bathroom is for handicapped women and chicks with dicks.

At 8 pm the #eiffeltower starts lighting up.

Some jerk-ass French beggars had these awesome dogs set up to try and beg for them.  I wanted to dog nap them so bad. #paris #dogs

Some jerk-ass French beggars had these awesome dogs set up to try and beg for them. I wanted to dog nap them so bad. #paris #dogs

I was more interested in the ground than the sights. #eiffeltower #paris

I was more interested in the ground than the sights. #eiffeltower #paris

There’s some dumb radio tower visible from the courtyard balcony of my hotel room. #eiffeltower #paris #princeDegalles

There’s some dumb radio tower visible from the courtyard balcony of my hotel room. #eiffeltower #paris #princeDegalles

Scratch made buttermilk biscuits for breakfast.

I didn’t even know fish HAD balls.

I didn’t even know fish HAD balls.

Homemade Pheasant and mushroom potpie.

Homemade Pheasant and mushroom potpie.

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